Colette

Release Date: September 28, 2018
Review Date: September 28, 2018
Reviewer: Blake Leath
Genre(s): Biopic

Clearly intending to be socially provocative, but quite simply slow. Very, very slow. Uninteresting, therefore, and painfully boring.

A [true] story in which nothing happens. Literally. Nothing. A pen across a blank page, hands working in a garden. Nada. Zippo. Zilch.

I also can't quite put my finger on why Dominic West reminds me so much of Luke Evans, but he does. They seem completely interchangeable. Not a great trait for a leading man, to be so dang forgettably milquetoast.