Release Date: May 8, 2015
Review Date: May 11, 2015
Reviewer: Blake Leath
Genre(s): Independent & Artsy, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Horror, Suspense, Thriller, Drama

Ugh. Terribly blah, bleak, and the worst movie-crime of all: BORING. I may have fallen asleep, though my face probably revealed no difference. Kudos to Ah-nuld, however, for taking a risk. As they say so ungrammatically, "You miss every pitch you don't swing at."